Friday, October 17, 2008
爱情，如果计较就不算真爱...请要珍惜身边人...
他們結婚已有兩年了。 他愛好文學，經常寫文章放上網絡，可是從來沒有人去看。 他也會攝影，他們結婚的照片就是他自己拍的。 他很愛她。 她也是。 她脾氣很大，經常「欺負」他，是個「辛辣小霸王」。 他脾氣不大，經常讓她，是個「廿四孝老公」。 今天，她又「任性」了。 她﹕「你為什麼不肯替我朋友的婚禮當攝影師？她答應價錢照付。」 他﹕「那一天我剛好沒時間。」 她﹕「哼！」 他﹕「嗯？」 她﹕「什麼沒時間？你少寫幾篇鬼都不看的小說，不就行了。」 他﹕「我相信總有一天，會有人欣賞的。」 她﹕「哼！不管怎樣，你一定要替她拍婚禮照。」 他﹕「不行。」 她﹕「就只一次。」 他﹕「一次也不行。」 談判失敗了。於是，她下了最後通牒﹕ 「三天之內，必須答應，否則 -- 」 ☺第一天。 她「封鎖」了廚房、浴室、電腦、雪櫃、電視機、音嚮組合， 只有雙人床沒被「封鎖」，以示「寬宏大量」。 當然，她自己也要睡。 他不在乎，因為他口袋還有點零錢。 ☻第二天。 她施以突襲，搜去他口袋的一切，並警告﹕ 「瞻敢找「外援」的話，一切後果自負。」 他慌了。 晚上。 床上。 他求饒，希望她結束這種非常狀態。 她不睬他。決心不「軟」不能被他的花言巧語「迷惑」。 除非答應條件。 ☺第三天。 晚上。 床上。 他靠在床上，頭朝東。 她靠在床上，頭朝南。 他﹕「我們好好談談。」 她﹕「不答應條件，不談。」 他﹕「我談的很重要。」 她不吭聲。 他﹕「我們離婚吧。」 她頭皮一炸，摸摸耳朵。 他﹕「我認識一個女孩。」 她氣極了，想爬起來與他打一場。 但她又忍住了，要讓他把話說完， 不能沒有「度量」，不過，她覺得眼睛有點濕了。 他從胸口摸出一張照片。 她猜出他是從貼身襯衫口袋掏出來的， 因為前天只有這件襯衫沒有搜索過，是看走了眼。 他﹕「這個女孩很漂亮很溫柔」 她淚水出來了。 他﹕「而且性格也挺好。」 她很傷心，因為他把別的女孩子的照片放在「貼心」的口袋。 他﹕「她說和我結婚後全力支持我寫作。」 她很嫉妒，因為當初她也對他說過這話。 他﹕「這個女孩是真心愛我的。」 她想爬起來朝他吼﹕「我不也是？」 他﹕「因此，我想她是不會逼我幹我不願意幹的事的。」 她在考慮，但她氣難消。 他﹕「你要看看我替她拍的照片嗎？」 她﹕「 ? 」 他把那張照片湊到她眼前。 她火氣很大，一掌打開他的手， 再在他瞼上留下鮮紅的五指印。 他嘆了口氣。 她出了口氣。 他把照片放回口袋。 她把手縮進被窩。 他把燈熄了，睡了。 她把燈開了，起來。 他睡著了。 她失眠了。 她後悔了，不該對他這樣。 她又哭了，想了很多。 她要把他喊醒，要和他親親熱熱地談談。 她絕不再逼他了。 她盯住他胸口。 她要看看那個女孩究竟是什麼樣子 ? 她摸出照片。 她又好氣又好笑，又想哭又想笑。 那是她自己的「標準照」。 是他替她拍的。 她俯下身來，在他的臉上親了一下。 他笑了。原來他也沒有睡著。 人與人相處 感情有時淡有時濃 只要 不要忘記最初的相識情境 感情才能長久 戀人、朋友皆是
Thursday, October 9, 2008
Hilarious
Confusing Chinese Names
Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?
Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!
Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller : I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent.
Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one)has involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one)got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.
Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgen t matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator : I'm Saw Lee (Sorry).
Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!======================================================
Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?
Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!
Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller : I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent.
Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one)has involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one)got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.
Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgen t matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator : I'm Saw Lee (Sorry).
Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!======================================================
Monday, September 29, 2008
我需要你。。
在日本发生了一件千真万确的事：有人为了装修家里，拆开了墙；日式住宅的墙壁通 常是中间架了木板后，两边批上泥土，其实里面是空的。 他拆墙壁的时候，发现一只 壁虎被困在那里一根从外面钉进来的钉子钉住了那只壁虎的尾巴。那人见状，既觉可 怜又感好奇，他仔细看了看那根钉子，天啊！那根钉子是十年前盖那房子的时候钉的。 到底怎么回事？那只壁虎竟然困在墙壁里活了整整十年！黑暗中的墙壁里的十年，真 不简单。不对呀？他继而寻思，尾巴被钉住了，一个步子也跨不出的这只壁虎，到底 靠什么撑过了这十年？他于是暂时停止了装修工程看看它到底吃了什么 !他要一探究 竟。 过了不久，不知从哪里又钻出来一只壁虎，嘴里含着食物 ...啊！他一时愣住了， 这是什么样的情形啊？为了被钉住尾巴而不能走动的壁虎，另一只壁虎竟然在十年的岁 月里一直不停地衔取食物喂它。我听了以后，很感动，真的也不去想它们之间的关系~
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
情人
情 人 就 是 ~ ~ 即 使 是 一 點 小 感 動 ， 一 點 小 事 情 都 想 一 起 分 享
情 人 就 是 ~ ~ 當 你 抱 頭 庵 哭 的 時 候 ， 扶 著 你 肩 膀 的 那 個 人
情 人 就 是 ~ ~ 當 你 面 對 人 生 挫 折 時 ， 一 直 緊 握 你 那 雙 手 ， 问 你 好 嗎 ？
我 就 是 喜 歡 你 也 了 解 你 的 人
願 你 都 能 珍 惜 身 邊 现 在 的 我
因 為 你 我 有 緣 份 ， 才 能 成 為 情 人
可 以 成 為 知 己 的 ， 更 難 得 ！
時 間 未 必 O 你 我 成 為 知 己 的 原 因
但 一 定 可 以 証 明 到 我 对 你 的 關 懷 不 是 白 費 的！
希 望 您 永 遠 都 係 我 的 好 情 人 ！
写 得 好 辛 苦 哦。。但 我 一 点 都 不 在 乎 ，我 只 想 给 我 真 正 ， 我 喜 欢 的 人 看。。。
你 好 吗？ ^^
情 人 就 是 ~ ~ 當 你 抱 頭 庵 哭 的 時 候 ， 扶 著 你 肩 膀 的 那 個 人
情 人 就 是 ~ ~ 當 你 面 對 人 生 挫 折 時 ， 一 直 緊 握 你 那 雙 手 ， 问 你 好 嗎 ？
我 就 是 喜 歡 你 也 了 解 你 的 人
願 你 都 能 珍 惜 身 邊 现 在 的 我
因 為 你 我 有 緣 份 ， 才 能 成 為 情 人
可 以 成 為 知 己 的 ， 更 難 得 ！
時 間 未 必 O 你 我 成 為 知 己 的 原 因
但 一 定 可 以 証 明 到 我 对 你 的 關 懷 不 是 白 費 的！
希 望 您 永 遠 都 係 我 的 好 情 人 ！
写 得 好 辛 苦 哦。。但 我 一 点 都 不 在 乎 ，我 只 想 给 我 真 正 ， 我 喜 欢 的 人 看。。。
你 好 吗？ ^^
To my Friend get a Better Life!
1. Take a 10-30 minute walk every day. And while you walk, smile. It is the ultimate anti-depressant.
2. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.. Buy a lock if you have to.
3.. Buy a DVR and tape your late night shows and get more sleep.
4. When you wake up in the morning complete the following statement, 'My purpose is to ___ today.'
5. Live with the 3 E's -- Energy, Enthusiasm, and Empathy.
6. Play more games and read more books than you did in 2007.
7. Make time to practice meditation, yoga, tai chi, and prayer. They provide us with daily fuel for our busy lives.
8. Spend time with people over the age of 70 and under the age of 6.
9. Dream more while you are awake.
10. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants.
11. Drink green tea and plenty of warm water. Eat blueberries, wild Alaskan salmon, broccoli, almonds & walnuts.
12. Try to make at least three people smile each day.
13. Clear clutter from your house, your car, your desk and let new and flowing energy into your life.
14. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip, energy vampires, issues of the past, negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.
15. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.
16. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a college kid with a maxed out charge card.
17. Smile and laugh more. It will keep the energy vampires away.
18. Life isn't fair, but it's still good.
19. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.
20. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
21. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree..
22. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present.
23. Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
24. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
25. Frame every so-called disaster with these words: 'In five years, will this matter?'
26. Forgive everyone for everything.
27. What other people think of you is none of your business.
28. GOD heals almost everything.
29. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
30. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.
31. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.
32. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
33. The best is yet to come.
34. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
35. Do the right thing!
36.. Call your family often. (Or email them to death!!!)
37. Each night before you go to bed complete the following statements: I am thankful for _____. Today I accomplished _____.
38. Remember that you are too blessed to be stressed.
39. Enjoy the ride. Remember this is not Disney World and you certainly don't want a fast pass. You only have one ride through life so make the most of it and enjoy the ride.
40. Please Forward this to everyone you care about.
2. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.. Buy a lock if you have to.
3.. Buy a DVR and tape your late night shows and get more sleep.
4. When you wake up in the morning complete the following statement, 'My purpose is to ___ today.'
5. Live with the 3 E's -- Energy, Enthusiasm, and Empathy.
6. Play more games and read more books than you did in 2007.
7. Make time to practice meditation, yoga, tai chi, and prayer. They provide us with daily fuel for our busy lives.
8. Spend time with people over the age of 70 and under the age of 6.
9. Dream more while you are awake.
10. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants.
11. Drink green tea and plenty of warm water. Eat blueberries, wild Alaskan salmon, broccoli, almonds & walnuts.
12. Try to make at least three people smile each day.
13. Clear clutter from your house, your car, your desk and let new and flowing energy into your life.
14. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip, energy vampires, issues of the past, negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.
15. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.
16. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a college kid with a maxed out charge card.
17. Smile and laugh more. It will keep the energy vampires away.
18. Life isn't fair, but it's still good.
19. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.
20. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
21. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree..
22. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present.
23. Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
24. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
25. Frame every so-called disaster with these words: 'In five years, will this matter?'
26. Forgive everyone for everything.
27. What other people think of you is none of your business.
28. GOD heals almost everything.
29. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
30. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.
31. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.
32. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
33. The best is yet to come.
34. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
35. Do the right thing!
36.. Call your family often. (Or email them to death!!!)
37. Each night before you go to bed complete the following statements: I am thankful for _____. Today I accomplished _____.
38. Remember that you are too blessed to be stressed.
39. Enjoy the ride. Remember this is not Disney World and you certainly don't want a fast pass. You only have one ride through life so make the most of it and enjoy the ride.
40. Please Forward this to everyone you care about.
Saturday, September 20, 2008
一切都是时间。。
想 要 體 會 「 一 年 」 有 多 少 價 值 ， 你 可 以 去 問 一 個 失 敗 重 修 的 學 生 。
想 要 體 會 「 一 月 」 有 多 少 價 值 ， 你 可 以 去 問 一 個 不 幸 早 產 的 母 親 。
想 要 體 會 「 一 週 」 有 多 少 價 值 ， 你 可 以 去 問 一 個 定 期 週 刊 的 編 輯 。
想 要 體 會 「 一 小 時 」 有 多 少 價 值 ， 你 可 以 去 問 一 對 等 待 相 聚 的 戀 人 。
想 要 體 會 「 一 分 鐘 」 有 多 少 價 值 ， 你 可 以 去 問 一 個 錯 過 火 車 的 旅 人 。
想 要 體 會 「 一 秒 鐘 」 有 多 少 價 值 ， 你 可 以 去 問 一 個 死 裡 逃 生 的 幸 運 兒 。
想 要 體 會 「 一 毫 秒 」 有 多 少 價 值 ， 你 可 以 去 問 一 個 錯 失 金 牌 的 運 動 員 。
想 要 體 會 「 一 月 」 有 多 少 價 值 ， 你 可 以 去 問 一 個 不 幸 早 產 的 母 親 。
想 要 體 會 「 一 週 」 有 多 少 價 值 ， 你 可 以 去 問 一 個 定 期 週 刊 的 編 輯 。
想 要 體 會 「 一 小 時 」 有 多 少 價 值 ， 你 可 以 去 問 一 對 等 待 相 聚 的 戀 人 。
想 要 體 會 「 一 分 鐘 」 有 多 少 價 值 ， 你 可 以 去 問 一 個 錯 過 火 車 的 旅 人 。
想 要 體 會 「 一 秒 鐘 」 有 多 少 價 值 ， 你 可 以 去 問 一 個 死 裡 逃 生 的 幸 運 兒 。
想 要 體 會 「 一 毫 秒 」 有 多 少 價 值 ， 你 可 以 去 問 一 個 錯 失 金 牌 的 運 動 員 。
Thursday, September 18, 2008
To my Friends~ >.<
建~立~爱~情~如~像~種~樹 ， 因~為~爱~情~是~一~株~樹~>>>( T R E E )<<< :
T : T r u s t ( 信 任 )
R : R e s p e c t ( 尊 重 )
E : E x c h a n g e ( 交 流 )
E : E m o t i o n a l S u p p o r t ( 精 神 支 持 )!
This 'T R E E' is for my Dear Friend~l will do that all for you... To be Trusted,Respected,Exchanged,Emotional Supported~
^^ Treasure ours,make a Future~ lt will make our Future always in Greatly~
T : T r u s t ( 信 任 )
R : R e s p e c t ( 尊 重 )
E : E x c h a n g e ( 交 流 )
E : E m o t i o n a l S u p p o r t ( 精 神 支 持 )!
This 'T R E E' is for my Dear Friend~l will do that all for you... To be Trusted,Respected,Exchanged,Emotional Supported~
^^ Treasure ours,make a Future~ lt will make our Future always in Greatly~
送給你！
忙 的 時 候 ， 想 要 休 息 ；
渡假 的 時 候 ， 想 到 未 來 。
窮的 時 候 ， 渴 望 富 有 ；
生活 安 逸 了 ， 怕 幸 福 不 能 長 久 。
該決 定 的 時 候 ， 擔 心 結 果 不 如 預 期 ； 看明 白 了 ， 後 悔 當 初 沒 有 下 定 決 心
。 不屬 於 自 己 的 ， 常 常 心 存 慾 望 ； 握在 手 裡 了 ， 又 懷 念 未 擁 有 前 的輕 鬆 。 生命 若 不 是 現 在 ，那 是 何 時 ？
渡假 的 時 候 ， 想 到 未 來 。
窮的 時 候 ， 渴 望 富 有 ；
生活 安 逸 了 ， 怕 幸 福 不 能 長 久 。
該決 定 的 時 候 ， 擔 心 結 果 不 如 預 期 ； 看明 白 了 ， 後 悔 當 初 沒 有 下 定 決 心
。 不屬 於 自 己 的 ， 常 常 心 存 慾 望 ； 握在 手 裡 了 ， 又 懷 念 未 擁 有 前 的輕 鬆 。 生命 若 不 是 現 在 ，那 是 何 時 ？
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Sob
Today...17.9...
l can guess this time i lose ... my result in this year really worst... drop and keep droping..l am hopeless,useless... no ppl can help me...
l like a girl that clever and alway get good result than me... how come got a girl like me de...
My result so poor and no handsome,clever at all...
l just know eat,drink and play... that all...
How can improve my result... Who can control me don't play my computer,NO anybody...
l very hope my computer gone ... disappear...like that l can try in study..
T_T how come...i really confused ... l wan try get good result but l didn't do anything at all...
How USELESS that l am!!!
Lose and Lost Forever~~~
l can guess this time i lose ... my result in this year really worst... drop and keep droping..l am hopeless,useless... no ppl can help me...
l like a girl that clever and alway get good result than me... how come got a girl like me de...
My result so poor and no handsome,clever at all...
l just know eat,drink and play... that all...
How can improve my result... Who can control me don't play my computer,NO anybody...
l very hope my computer gone ... disappear...like that l can try in study..
T_T how come...i really confused ... l wan try get good result but l didn't do anything at all...
How USELESS that l am!!!
Lose and Lost Forever~~~
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
Second Diary
Today 16.9 ... Pra exam 2 days...
Nothing Speical ~ just feel normal bore day agains~
As my diary... l wan to say something that happen in this noon tuition..
l feel l am so inconsolable ... l dunno i got hurt my Girlfriends or not...
l play and chat to a girl... in front of her...
As she say...she only feel leg pain..~ l dun clear...
Haha... just feel today l finally at tuition turn back my active & zeal~
>.<>< my dear... *bashful* and remember take care yourself o~! ... Must cover ur leg when u going to sleep o~~
Ok...l stop my blog here... nothing interesed to write on it...
Nothing Speical ~ just feel normal bore day agains~
As my diary... l wan to say something that happen in this noon tuition..
l feel l am so inconsolable ... l dunno i got hurt my Girlfriends or not...
l play and chat to a girl... in front of her...
As she say...she only feel leg pain..~ l dun clear...
Haha... just feel today l finally at tuition turn back my active & zeal~
>.<>< my dear... *bashful* and remember take care yourself o~! ... Must cover ur leg when u going to sleep o~~
Ok...l stop my blog here... nothing interesed to write on it...
Monday, September 15, 2008
My First Blog
Today,as a normal Boring day... This is my first time to write this blog...
How to write a Blog? l just do here as my diary... hope it can help me memories what all l happen before.
Today 15.9.2008...My GirlFriend named (sorry it's just a pass for me now) let me introduce to you all,She is a Cute,pretty and childish girl for me... l like her very much as l dunno is it dreaming or it is realitic...Yesterday,(14.9.2008) we went Parkson for a engagement meetings... >.< That cold night... we finally hand over hand each other... This is my first time,it feel really greats , exciting , and shy too... Her hand give me out of docile and warmth...ls it a dream? l feel l am impossible to get a Girlfriend like her... The compares between Me and hers ... she is clever,kind,nice and more of benefit than me...Give me some of recomment, am l really got any of qualification to like a girl nice than me?? And l also dunno how can improve our sentiment...
This is my First Blog...l dunno how to write a good blog but l just wan to show inside my deeper heart's feeling...
l already lost my confident... always and always...
How to write a Blog? l just do here as my diary... hope it can help me memories what all l happen before.
Today 15.9.2008...My GirlFriend named (sorry it's just a pass for me now) let me introduce to you all,She is a Cute,pretty and childish girl for me... l like her very much as l dunno is it dreaming or it is realitic...Yesterday,(14.9.2008) we went Parkson for a engagement meetings... >.< That cold night... we finally hand over hand each other... This is my first time,it feel really greats , exciting , and shy too... Her hand give me out of docile and warmth...ls it a dream? l feel l am impossible to get a Girlfriend like her... The compares between Me and hers ... she is clever,kind,nice and more of benefit than me...Give me some of recomment, am l really got any of qualification to like a girl nice than me?? And l also dunno how can improve our sentiment...
This is my First Blog...l dunno how to write a good blog but l just wan to show inside my deeper heart's feeling...
l already lost my confident... always and always...
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